Time to Get Political…7-Eleven Style

So, from the same people that brought you Slurpees, 7-Eleven’s now getting their coffee drinkers to become political. It’s a pretty swett psychological way of making you choose and back a candidate. Here’s how the psychology works:
- Caffeine is a mild psychoacitive stimulant and a diuretic
- Coffee contains caffeine.
- Choosing a cup links a body reaction with candidate.
- Brain says, “Mmm…drinking from this [Obama or McCain] cup makes me feel warm inside, helps me stay alert, and increases my urine production. The candidate must also do these things.”
And it’s a good way to see who’s voting for who…(see below)
The elections are three weeks away, and the last day to register is October 20th so register, do the research, and participate in democracy.

[An anonymous voter unsure of which coffee cup to choose. Judging by his sweater, he’s at least 65 years old.]
